Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
