I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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