i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
this hospital has no fireball
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
