Im at strip club and am horny
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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