I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
It's blow job season.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
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