I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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