we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I can't turn off my feet"
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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