That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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