Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Found your dick twin last night
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
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My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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