Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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