I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
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Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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