saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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