we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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