that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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