you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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