Cold hands, warm shart.
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I am spending my child support on dildos
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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