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sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
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Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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