Taylor Swift is so right about you.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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