is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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