Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I need a hoe opinion
go on
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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