i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
false alarm, still single
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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