Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
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it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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