The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
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Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
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I can't put those talents on a resume
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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