I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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