so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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