his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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