One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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