I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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