Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
