so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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