A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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