i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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