thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
Randomize