Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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