I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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