so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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