Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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