He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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