what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
