oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
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I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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