Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
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he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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