Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
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