I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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