There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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