No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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