well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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