Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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