She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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