when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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