I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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