doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
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I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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