I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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