I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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