goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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