I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
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STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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